Gelubellum

The race begins -
Race of man, obstacle: frost
run in bus stops, sold out concerts and release lines.

"I think I left it at some party... one of yours I think."
"Haven't had a chance to unpack it yet..."
"Yeah, I lent it to my brother; we're the same size."
"I've grown out of my old one."
"It hasn't snowed yet, has it?"
"I look fat in a winter jacket."
"Whatever, you look just as cold as I do and this is a windbreaker."

and he doesn't look half as cool.